Mr. Martin

HEY MR. MARTIN WHO CAN I TRUST
I'VE BEEN TOLD A LIE
FOR EVERY SEASON AND EVERY TIME
I THINK I GOT THE PUNCH LINE

CAUSE NOBODY LIKES A LOSS
AND NOBODY CAN STAY ON TOP
NOBODY IS ALWAYS IN
THE FATTEST WERE ONE TIME SLIM

HEY MR. MARTIN I NEED A NEW JOB
ONE THAT PAYS FOR MY TIME
BECAUSE I'M BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE
I THINK THIS IS THE PUNCHLINE