Killing Pets

finally got that cat outta the bag
and he scratched me on my face
scratched me on my face
so i grabbed him by the hind legs
and i threw him into the lake
threw him into the lake

forty million years of evolution
and he still don't know how to swim
still don't know how to swim
how to swim

how was i supposed to know she'd sink like a stone?
she sank like a stone
watched her little head slip outta sight
oh call me curiosity
call me curiosity

forty million years of evolution
she still don't know how to swim
still don't know how to swim