Mitch Hedberg Pt. 1

I saw a band in LA and uh
The band was having a awful night and some people starting throwing tomatoes at the band
I thought “who would throw a tomato at a band? That’s bad”
But then I thought “who would bring a tomato to a show? That’s even worse”
Don’t throw a tomato at a band
Cuz what if they really like tomatoes?
They’ll think you’re enjoying them
You guys are kicking ass, here
Here’s a tomato
The tomato is the universal sign of not enjoying a performance
Plus, I like it on sandwiches