Why Did I Do What I Did?

Breakfast in the morning,
Coffee tea or me?
A diamond in the bushes
Take your rocket to the tip of my world.
I'm sorry a rain check is all that I have,
But hey, call me.

A tablespoon of cookies
A tablespoon of milk
A ton of invitations
Now I'm talking like I'm king of the world
Now you've got your cake
Your better savour each flavour,
Bit by bit by bit

Why did I do what I did?
Didn't mean what I said
Should have gone straight to bed,
Can't be bothered with
Why did I do what I did?
Didn't mean what I said
All the things I regret
Keep on asking

A stolen pair of antlers
I put in on my head
I walk past all the neighbours
Now there's probably not a chance in the world
That we'll ever barbecue again

Why did I do what I did?
Didn't mean what I said
Should have gone straight to bed
Can't be bothered with
Why did I do what I did?
Didn't mean what I said
All the things I regret
Keep on asking me
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?