Ripped Pants Songtext
Spongebob: When I ripped my pants. I thought that I had everybody on my side. But I went and blew it, all sky high. And now she won't even spare a patsy glance. All just because I ripped my pants.
When big Larry came round just to put him down, Spongebob turned into a clown, and no girl ever wants to dance, with the fool who went and ripped his pants.
I know I shouldn't mow around, I shouldn't curse, but the pain feels so much worse.
Cuz winding up with no one is a lot less fun then a burn from the sun or sand in your buns.
Now I learned the lesson I won't soon forget, so listen and you won't regret: Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance and you won't end up like the fool who ripped his paaaaaaants!
When big Larry came round just to put him down, Spongebob turned into a clown, and no girl ever wants to dance, with the fool who went and ripped his pants.
I know I shouldn't mow around, I shouldn't curse, but the pain feels so much worse.
Cuz winding up with no one is a lot less fun then a burn from the sun or sand in your buns.
Now I learned the lesson I won't soon forget, so listen and you won't regret: Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance and you won't end up like the fool who ripped his paaaaaaants!