Bill Works For Dad

Button up your shirt, pull your tie up tight
Where's your briefcase Billy-boy?
Gonna go work in your father's biz
Where's your briefcase Billy-boy?

Workin' for dad - Oh what fun
Gosh, we're just so proud of our son
Bill works for dad

Park your silver Lexus in your private space
It's time for a power lunch
Use your corporate card to chop a few lines
It's time for a power lunch

Get out your pointer - Get out your chart
Make your presentation and try not to fart
Bill works for dad

Pencil in appointments that you'll never keep
Put 'em on speaker phone
Place a long distance call to your shrink
Put 'em on speaker phone

Wind up your Rolex - Fax your mom
Play computer games on CD-ROM
Bill works for dad

Harass the secretaries who think you're a dork
Chicks dig guys who wink
Make the network crash while you download some porn
Chicks dig guys who wink

Dad's getting old - So stay on the ball
'Cause one day you'll inherit it all
Bill works for dad