Three Dudes Kissing

I sing a song for happy days

When bluebirds sang and kids would play

And talk about important things

Like cats with claws and birds with wings

I sing a song for peace and joy

Where every girl fucks every BOY

And dances 'round the fireplace

Or drives a cart to OUTER SPACE



we were out back

[screaming]when you told me

three dudes kissing now thats hot

...and i thought

that it was fine

to show you that it's not



I sing a song for you and me

I'd drive your car into the SEA

And when they drained the ocean blue

I'd give my apologies to you

I sing a song for us and them

Where drunks and punks and monks spit phlegm

And reindeer prance on broken GLASS

To feel the skin under the grass

I sing a song for robots too

Cause scene chicks dig them, yeah thats true

And dont forget about ninjas bro

oh yeah man lets go go go

I tell a tale of yonder years

when fireworks exploded near

and blasted through the basement walls

to show me how to rob the MALLS



[screaming]we were out front

when you told me

three dudes kissing now thats hot

and i thought

that it was fine

to prove to you that it's not



[screaming]we were in bed

when you showed me

that three dudes kissing can be hot

and i thought

that it was fine

to blame it all on the booze



aha!

ROCK!

(guitar noises with mouth)













[spaceship to space credits andrew jamison for helping them write lyrics to this song]