Shoplifting

put the chedder in the pocket
put the rest under the jacket
talk to the cashier he won't suspect
and if he does
and if he does
do a runner!
do a runner!
do a runner!
do a runner!

ten quid for the lot
we pay fuck all
babylonia won't lose much
and we'll have dinner tonight
do a runner!
do a runner!
do a runner!
do a runner!

camera's trying to watch us
mirrors and t.v.
but they're not gonna catch us
cuz we're gonna gonna gonna
run run run
do a runner!
do a runner!
do a runner!
do a runner!
run!

ten quid for the lot
we pay fuck all
babylonia won't lose much
and we'll have dinner tonight
do a runner!
run!
(i've pissed in my knickers)