Ninety Nine

[Verse 1]
Talked to
A mannequin
The other day
She had fuck-all to say
To me
Such a shame
Looks are deceiving
Staring at the ceiling
What are you looking at
That's better than me?
Is it better than me?
Come on, is it better than me?

[Chorus]
Ninety nine
Percent of the time
She lives in a hand
I can't understand why
Ninety nine
Percent of the time
She lives in a hand
I can't understand why

[Verse 2]
Talking to
A statue
Of a little girl
Who reminds me of you
Such a shame
Looks are deceiving
Staring at the ceiling
Such a great shame
Looks are deceiving
Now you're staring at the ceiling

[Chorus]
Ninety nine
Percent of the time
She lives in a hand
I can't understand why
Ninety nine
Percent of the time
She lives in a hand
I can't understand why

[Outro]
Ninety nine
Ninety nine
Ninety nine
It's always ninety nine