Lawn Mower Wong

Lawn mower wong,
Would never smoke a bong,
If there was a ride on.
Lawn mower wong,
Would never smoke a bong,
If there was a ride on.
Uh-huh, Uh-huh,
Uh-hoiuk, Uh-huh.

Lawn mower wong,
Lawn mower wong,
What is it with that ride on?
Why not use a push mower?
Or can't you get any lower
Than a ride on?

Lawn mower wong,
Would only wear a thong,
If there was a ride on.
I'm not talking about
The shoe kind here.
If there was a ride on.
Uh-huh, Uh-huh,
Uh-hoiuk, Uh-huh.

Lawn mower wong,
Lawn mower wong,
What is it with that ride on?
Why not use a push mower?
Or can't you get any lower
Than a ride on?

Every one teases you,
About the things that you would do,
If there was a ride on.
Every one teases you,
About the things that you would do,
If there was a ride on.

Lawn mower wong,
Lawn mower wong,
What is it with that ride on?
Why not use a push mower?
Or can't you get any lower
Than a ride on?

Every one teases you,
About the things that you would do,
If there was a ride on.
Every one teases you,
About the things that you would do,
If there was a ride on.