Straight In A Gay Gay World

I'm just a straight in a gay, gay, gay world

I'm carryin' the banner tryin' to keep the flag unfurled

Well I'm just a straight in a gay, gay, gay place

I might look a little odd but I'm part of the human race



Well I'm just a straight in a gay, gay, gay world

Might look a little butch but my hair is naturally curled

Don't wear no floral shirts or white, buckled shoes

No blow jobs or blow waves, I do just what I choose



And if I'm forty-seven and I've never been married

That's just a load that's gotta be carried

Even if I had my eyebrows plucked

That don't mean I'm hangin' round just to get

Just 'cos he's happy don't mean that he's gay

All his friends seem to take him quite the wrong way

There ain't many of us still left alive

All my friends have gone over to the other side



I'm just a straight in a gay, gay, gay world

I'm carryin' the banner tryin' to keep the flag unfurled

Well I'm just a straight in a gay, gay, gay time

And a straight in a gay world is getting hard to find