Party To End All Parties

There was a rumour on the grapevine

The word had got around

There was a party goin' on

On the wild side of town

I said to Jody "do you wanna go?"

Now Jody likes to party

And I knew she wouldn't say no

Well we got the right street

But we got the wrong number

Then like a shot in the dark

We heard that thunder



Of the party to end all parties

Wildest one in the book

Party to end all parties

Step inside and take a look



Motor Bikin' Bobby said to Sleazy Sue

I know exactly what we are gonna do

We're goin' upstairs gonna lock the bedroom door

We're gonna party till we can't party anymore



At the party to end all parties

Turn of the century

Party to end all parties

A riot in the first degree



Party to end all parties

Party on the wild side of town

Party to end all parties

We ain't ever gonna live this down



Two guys in the bathroom

They've been there for an hour

Somebody said that they were takin' a shower

Jimmy couldn't wait so he kicked down the door

Found his girlfriend and the two guys

Havin' a party on the floor



At the party to end all parties

Wildest one in the book

Party to end all parties

Step inside and take a look .. at the party



Party to end all parties

Party on the wild side of town

Party to end all parties

We ain't ever gonna live this down