He's a Fink

You'll find one in every crowd
He's the one who talks too loud
He's a lover boy he thinks
we think he's a fink

He's a fink
with the greasy kid stuff fink
he don't brush his teeth enough fink
he must be related to the missing link
he's a fink
a genuine nothing fink
you'll never be a something
he's just a 14 carat fink

He can't even cross the street
heat is dripping on his feet
he thinks paper is a clink
cause he's such a fink

He's a fink
with the greasy kid stuff fink
he don't brush his teeth enough fink
he must be related to the missing link
I said a fink
a genuine nothing fink
you'll never be a something
he's just a 14 carat fink

Do you recognize this mink
If you do don't lose your spink
change your ways just stop and think
no one loves the fink

He's a fink
with the greasy kid stuff fink
he don't brush his teeth enough fink
he must be related to the missing link
a fink
a genuine nothing fink
you'll never be a something
he's just a 14 carat fink