Ohio

Oh me oh my-o
robbed at gunpoint
in Ohio

now i'm gone
to Louisiana
with a bullet-proof bandana

I felt a little older
child support and mortgage
on my shoulder

a nasty little high dollar habit
I'm gonna lose my arm
before I pull out the rabbit

had an inclination
instead of draggin' it out
I'd take a permanent vacation

but when I liined up to talk to God
I kinda didn't like the looks
of the firing squad

gotta a friend in Dallas
got dirty little fingers
but his house is like a palace

he said there's something
you should know that I know
a man can make a decent living
off of suckers in Ohio