Bagel Bites

On my last birthday,

you came to my house.

You went in my closet

and tried on my blouse.

Techno dance party,

it made you want food.

The other boys told you

"There's Bagel Bites, dude!"



Bagel Bites, Bagel Bites

came up the stairs.

Bagel Bites, Bagel Bites,

cry of despair.



In search of the bagels,

while wearing my shirt,

you found there were none left

and you were quite hurt.



Bagel Bites, Bagel Bites

came up the stairs.

Bagel Bites, Bagel Bites,

cry of despair.



Bagel Bites, Bagel Bites,

you have weird hair.

Bagel Bites, Bagel Bites,

CRY OF DESPAIR.



NO MORE BAGEL BITEZ.