Not Gonna Happen

One day I'll get up on my own. One day I'm tell off everyone I know - they'll be wrong, and they'll know that I'm right. One day I swear I'll put up a fight. One day I'll ditch the apathy - find a cause and let it take over me. One day I'll admit when I'm wrong. One day I won't be awkward at all. [One day I'll wake up.] One day I'll mean every word I say. No more bullshitting, I've thrown it all away. One day I'll learn to love my lot in life. No more maudlin cries for attention. No more pandering to dissention. (This time I swear I'll get it right. This time: nothing's going to happen at all.)