If You Can't Do It

Hey, if you can't do it, baby, that's OK.
I'll find somebody who can.
If you've got no mind to do it
Or you're not inclined to do it,
Then I ain't gonna stick around and be your man.
'Cause I need somebody I can squeeze and pet
Who'll give me somethin' that ain't been invented yet
And if you can't do it, I won't sit and fret
I'm gonna find somebody who can.
If you won't do it, honey, that's OK.
I'll find somebody who will.
If you can't make it
And you don't know how to fake it,
I won't plant my pine tree on your hill.
Go and find yourself somebody else near and dear
Who only wants to ball you 'bout once a year.
And if you can't make lovin' your whole career,
I'm gonna find somebody who can.
By next Wednesday
I'll find somebody who can
Maybe a girl scout
I'll find somebody who can...