Excellent

25 years ago, I was just a big tick machine
As I lay upstairs in my room
25 years ago I was just a bit tick and keen
As I lay upstairs in my mouth

I'm special, excellent
You're special, excellent
Good in bed, excellent
I'm your man, excellent

25 years ago I was just a bid lonely kid
You never took a look on me
25 years ago I was just a big tick machine
And I just kept on thinking that:
Upstairs

25 years ago I was just a big tick machine