Rock The House

Woober the penguin lives on an arctic beach, in a split-level duplex.
He rents the place the place downstairs to a real cartoon named Dippy the Duck.

But every night he sleeps and dreams about,
Someone else who freaks and screams aloud.

When he wakes the house is shaking,
So he runs downstairs, and he screams.

I know that you're trying to rock my house,
But this is my house and I'm not gonna let you rock it.
I know that you're trying to rock my house,
But this is my house and I'm not gonna let you rock it.

They say "Hey, Woober. Why don't you come downstairs we were having a party.
Jungle Master Sazuke was just about to play DDR."

But all that he can hear is laughing while,
Everybody claps and cheers he goes:
"I know why they all are laughing; they're all laughing at me.
And I'll scream:"

I know that you're trying to rock my house,
But this is my house and I'm not gonna let you rock it.
I know that you're trying to rock my house,
But this is my house and I'm not gonna let you rock it.

Hey, Woober, nobody likes you. No one wants to be your friend.
Hey, Woober, nobody likes you. No one wants to be your friend.

I don't know nothing about a party at my house.
I don't know nothing about a party at my house.

Well the penguin lives on an arctic beach at a birthday party,
He sees a girl from highschool but he knows he means nothing to her.

But Samurai Ouchie speaks like Sigmund Freud:
"Hey, son, grab a cold one, you're paranoid."

Woober melts, his heart expanding. Then he starts to sing,
And it goes:

I know that you're trying to rock my house,
But this is my house so I'm going to help you you rock it, damn it.
I know that you're trying to rock my house,
But this is my house so I'm going to help you you rock it.
I know that you're trying to rock my house,
But this is my house so I'm going to help you you rock it.

So the party is rocking and Steve opens his gifts
And a stressed-out Pelican unclenches his fists
And they're having a ball, Cooler heads prevailed,
But it's all for naught, because,

Nero the whale.
He falls on everybody's head.
Nero the whale.
And now everybody's dead.
Nero the Whale.

I know that you're trying to rock my house,
But this is my house so I'm going to help you you rock it.

(Nero the Whale)