Conspiracy

i have a theory to explain
why my bad luck gets worse each day
it's easy
someone must be out to get me

it's a diabolic scheme
this conspiracy is giving me the creeps
the big conspiracy

it's just coincidence you say
when i go out it always rains
believe me
someone's playing games with my brain

it's a diabolic scheme
this conspiracy is giving me the creeps
the big conspiracy
now i'm ready to believe
the big conspiracy
someone must be out to get me

it's a diabolic scheme
this conspiracy is giving me the creeps
the big conspiracy
now i'm ready to believe
the big conspiracy
are you ready to believe