Once Upon A Sailor

In your skivies with a sailor man, well shiver me timbers

You got me talking faster then I ever have, and hungry for women

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Well I've been out at sea, for far too long

I've waited for this night to come

I'll pay you good with a treasure chest

See I know where it's been buried..



We could not kiss said I smelt like fish

And needed to clean my teeth

(and) Shave away my precious mustache

Before our lips would meet



She slapped me when I propositioned her, and said she's a lady

Then she stormed off muttering a something rude about misbehaving



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