Jake Is Cooler Than Kelly

This is my call to arms!

Return to the oligarchy, the cascade of calgary
Return to the oligarchy, the cascade of calgary

Guns in our hands and swords on our backs we march to the times
Armageddon has come, the day of salvation has arrived

We shall be reborn, the horsemen have shown themselves
Bow before your creator and prepare to be judged

The skies ignite as the Red Sea parts, you and only you can end this day
Rise and render your final cause, scream your battle cry

The gods weep at the blasphemy of your failures
Emasculated and torn, betrayed by false hope and indignity, go!

Albion has been reached
The hero has shown himself
Your destiny has arrived
The fates can't be ignored

Cumin cumin cumin cumin chile chile
Cumin cumin cumin cumin chile chile
Cumin cumin cumin cumin chile chile

Oh love I beseech thee "Do you still believe that Jake is cooler than Kelly"? YEAH!

This is an ultimatum
This is my call to arms
This is an ultimatum
This is my call to arms
This is an ultimatum
This is an ultimatum
This is my call to arms

It's time to bring this down...

It's time to bring this down...

It's time to bring this down...