Sofa Series

And so, you get pretty bored

You keep twisting and turning and tossing in your bed

So I called you up when the clock was just about 7

And I said, ”would you like to come and watch me,

all through the night”



But she went dumb, dum dum dum dee dee dum

Ready now...



A certain evening on a certain Saturday

I've watched you all the time

I hope you'll undress

Oh can't you get undressed?

I know you get so tired and so easily bored

when you're watching Channel 5

I hope you'll undress

Oh can't you get undressed?

Right in front of me...



And so the doorbell rang and there you stood by the door

And I said, “don't you worry,

the old lady is not coming home for the night”

And so we watched TV

and chatted for hours till it was about midnight

But all this while,

I was thinking of trying to get myself inside of you



But I went dumb, dum dum dum dee dee dum

One more round...



A certain evening on a certain Saturday

I've watched you all the time

I hope you'll undress

Oh can't you get undressed?

I know you get so tired whilst watching TV

and that stupid reality show on Channel 5..

I hope you'll undress

Oh can't you get undressed?



Can't you stay just a little longer

Cos no one comes here and no one wants to hang around

Can't you stay just a little bit longer

Cos no one comes here and no one wants to hang around...



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