Afraid Of Babies

I've always been afraid of babies
That's my truth to tell
Always thought that babies
Were a one way ticket to hell
Then one day I got a wife
And we had a child
Decided right then and there
Nothing more could be come on
Than a baby, than a baby
I've always been afraid of killing things
I have been all my life
Never one to take anybody's life
By my own hands
Then one day a man came
To kill me family
Cut him down in my back yard
With an extension on my hand
Called a gun, a gun, a gun
A gun, a gun, a gun
I have a family, and they're safe now