Banjo Boy

I want to be a rock star

And travel really far

And buy me a big expensive car

And make lots of money and find me a honey

And live in nice big house where it's sunny

With a pool and I'll be cool

I'll always have a gig cause I'll be big

I'll have parties and friends and places to go

The only problem is I play the banjo

I play the banjo



I'm a post Hee-Haw mover, a funkadelic punk-rock groover

A cross between Bela Fleck

And Eddie Vedder but better

I'll win a Grammy for the way I pick

I'll be an instrumental monster with tons of new licks

And all the babes will love me, sell-out shows

The only problem is I play the banjo

I play the banjo



Well, I play the banjo

Play the banjo

Play the banjo

I play the banjo

I play the banjo



I say hear me boys, here my rhyme

I'm picking on the banjo all the time

I say hear me boys, here my song

Picking on the banjo all day long

Pick



I'll buy a leer jet, and a limousine

And everywhere I go my fans will scream

"Hey banjo boy, we love you

I wish that we could all play the banjo too!"

And you'll see me on the TV talk show

With Dave and Conan and Jay Leno

The only problem is I play the banjo



I play the banjo

Play the banjo

Play the banjo

I play the banjo