In The Woman I Love (the tampon song)

I see you smile when you take a hold of me,
the pleasure in my thing, I am soft inside you see.
I'll be the one to wipe your blood away,
I'll expand my wings of love, and soak you up all day.
'Cause I would like to live,
as a tampon in the woman I love.
A week out of the month, just aint enough time,
and his big, old, tally
just aint a friend of mine.
Put me in your hole, I won't make a sound,
and don't you go get knocked up,
for you won't see me 'round...for nine months.
'Cause I would like to live,
as a tampon in the woman I love,
In the woman I love.
I'm in your purse right when you need me,
ask your friend, and she'll give you me for free,
And don't eat me,
and I am not strawberry cotton candy.
'Cause I would like to live,
as a tampon in the woman I love.
In the woman I love.
Pull my string (x4)
'Cause I would like to live,
as a tampon in the woman I love.
In the woman I love (X3)