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You're an overgrown umbilical cord
I'm a leaking mobile liquor store
I could never be what you want me for
I could never be what you want

You're an overgrown umbilical cord
I'm a leaking mobile liquor store
I could never be what you want me for
I could never be what you want

I'm constantly away on tour
And you just hate being ignored
I'm sitting listening to orchestral scores
You're making bank and practicing law

You're an overgrown umbilical cord
I'm a leaking mobile liquor store
I could never be what you want me for
I could never be what you want

You're an overgrown umbilical cord
I'm a leaking mobile liquor store
I could never be what you want me for
I could never be what you want

I mostly lie around on the floor
I guarantee you'd get so bored
With my growing list of shitty flaws
But that worldly oyster is all yours

You're an overgrown umbilical cord
I'm a leaking mobile liquor store
I could never be what you want me for
I could never be what you want

You're an overgrown umbilical cord
I'm a leaking mobile liquor store
I could never be what you want me for
I could never be what you want