Dog Song

Don't be scared of my dog
He won't hurt you at all
He's a very, very, very nice dog
Even though he barks

So go ahead and pet my dog
Don't be afraid
Cos he's a lovely dog
And he won't bite your hand

Please be nice to my dog
And don't cuss at him at all
Cos he's a very mild-mannered dog
Even though he barks