Asshole

You woke up an asshole
I couldn't believe my eyes
I really hate my bad eye
And i thought you knew

You woke up my girlfriend
I can't believe my luck
I can't believe my bad luck
And i should've known

You told your friends about me
I'm not as smart as you
And all your stupid questions
I don't laugh at you

And i hope things work out well for you
And i am not comin' back
And you knew all along
And you stole my best line
And you're right
You know i'd go to fucking hell for you

There i go believin' you again
There i go believin' you again