Big Dwarf Rodeo

Come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo
Come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo
Come on out and see the little dudes cowboy show


You'll also get to see those world-famous high diving mules
You'll also get to see those world-famous high diving mules
Included in the prize is a pig that goes to school


Tiny little broncs that bust
Tiny little clowns that fuss
Tiny little cattle that ride
And sell you itsy little biddy cowhide


Tiny little broncs that bust
Tiny little clowns that fuss
Tiny little cattle that ride
And sell you itsy little biddy cowhide


People come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo
Come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo
Come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo
Come on out and see the little dudes cowboy show