Expecto Petronum

Hey Harry, I hear you got a problem: dementors got you down in the doldrums.
I'll help you.
I'll teach you a charm that'll have those hooded jerks runnin' back to their moms.
I admit, it's not easy to use, but I'll show you how to use it.
You got nothin' to loose.
Just follow these instructions of mine.
Listen to me and you'll get it in no time.

Think of something happy!
Think of something happy!
It could be complicated or it could be short and snappy.
Hey Harry, think maybe of Mom and Daddy or anything you like, as long it is so happy, happy!

“All right, you thinking of something happy?”
“Yeah!”
“Make sure it's really happy.
Okay now the next part is a phrase consisting of two words and I'll spell it out for ya.
It starts with and E - stands for 'Evil, go away!'
Then an X and a P for puppies - they fight when they play!
Then an E and a C and a T and an O for 'Oh my! This is easy!'
Then it goes P-A-T-R-O-N-U-M!
What does that spell?”
“Expecto Patronum!”
“Whoa, whoa, whoa!
You can't go shoutin' all willy nilly like that.
You gotta do something first.
Remember what it is?”

Think of something happy!
Think of something happy!
It could be complicated or it could be short and snappy.
Hey Harry, think maybe of Mom and Daddy or anything you like, as long it is so happy, happy!

“Expectro Petronum!”
“Hey, that was pretty good!
Oh...wait, no.
You passed out.
Oh, well, here, have some chocolate.
It'll make you feel better.
Okay ready to try it again?”
“Yeah!”

Think of something happy!
Think of something happy!
It could be complicated or it could be short and snappy.
Hey Harry, think maybe of Mom and Daddy or anything you like, as long it is so happy, happy!

“Expecto Petronum!”
“Jeez Luis, Harry!
Jeez Luis!
What an awesome stag!”
“Thanks!”