I'm A Sucker, A Doormat

Give me a clock for a kennel
Give me a rope for a tail
Will heaven send these lovers to hell?
Send these lovers away?

Will heaven stop?
Give me a hole as an alter, to pray
Thick-skinned above but naked below

This is not my idea of fun

Call me a shot, call me a killer
Call me a sucker for pain
Call me a doormat to sinners and saints
Call me a sling to the slain

Call me a stop
Give me a hole as an alter, to pray
Well heavens above, there's Hades below

This is not my idea of fun
This is not my idea of fun

There is a clock in my kennel
There is a rope on my tail
When heaven sent my lovers to hell
Lay a killer in wait
Lay there below

This is not my idea of fun
This is not my idea of fun