Every Time I Eat Vegetables, It Makes Me Think Of You

She was a really good friend,
a really good friend to me, yeah
She was a really good friend,
a really good friend to me, yeah

But they took her away
Tossed her in the bin
Now she's hanging out
in East Berlin, ow-ooo

She had a very bad affair
with some cat from Hiroshima
She turned into a head of lettuce
She eats Thorazine in her farina
But they took her away
tossed her in the bin
Now she's hanging out
in East Berlin, ow-ooo

And everytime I eat vegetables
it makes me think of you
And everytime I eat vegetables
I don't know what to do, to do ow-ooo