Big Fat Blonde

One

One, Two

One, Two, Three, Four!



I want a big fat blonde

To hold my hand

To keep this skinny boy from blowing over in the wind



I want a big fat blonde (Ooh-ee!)

A big fat blonde



Mama, mama, mama keep your skinny girls at home

'Cause this skinny boy wants a big fat blonde!



Me and my big fat blonde

We like to fight and scratch

I know I'll be the loser of the wrestling match



With my big fat blonde (Ooh-ee!)

Yes, a big fat blonde



Mama, mama, mama keep your skinny girls at home

'Cause this skinny boy wants a big fat blonde!



Well, I'm talking six foot three

Forty thirty forthy

Amazon bottom shelf

Tall damp and dirty

Talking six foot blonde (uh-huh?)

Ah Ha!



Well me and J D Salinger

Were sitting on your porch

I want a date with your sister, I know I need more!



A big fat blonde



Inside everybody there's a big fat blonde

If you don't believe me, take a look around!



Big fat blondes (Ooh-ee!)

everywhere, big fat blondes



Mama, keep those skinny girls at home

'Cause skinny little me wants a big fat blonde!