Donkey For Sale

Goin down to Eva's for a jump and a holler
gonna suck up on a bottle for a quarter and a dollar

Aw honey, honey got a wag in her tail
Aw honey, honey got a donkey for sale

Jumpin' on a back beat, love to feel the crack
movin' the caboose a little further down the track

Aw honey, honey got a wag in her tail
Aw honey, honey got a donkey for sale

California is shinin' brite
Colorado, what a delight
New Jersey ain't, New Jersey ain't
New Jersey ain't what it used to be

Teddy's in the corner workin' up a sweat
Been workin' for a year and he aint paid yet
Old man Stewart burned his house down in a fire
Put his britches in the oven and his pork chop in the dryer

Aw honey, honey got a wag in her tail
Aw honey honey got a donkey for sale

Pennsylvannia is lookin' sweet
Knockin' me off my feet
New Jersey ain't, New Jersey ain't
New Jersey ain't workin' out for me

Six shots for everyone, a tax rebate!
I'm a man of the people and I'm feelin great

Aw honey, honey got a wag in her tail
Aw honey, honey got a donkey for sale

California ain't lookin' right
Colorada ain't worth the price
New Jersey is, New Jersey is
New Jersey is where I want to be