I Hate Everything

I hate anchovie pizza

Asparagus and peas

Wanting my dessert

And having to say please



I hate

Well I hate everything

I hate

Well I hate everything



I hate the Grateful Dead

Thier hippy fans are such a waste

Everything about them

Even Jerry's ugly face



I hate

Well I hate everything

I hate

Well I hate everything



I hate working around the house

I hate mowing the lawn

I hate doing my homework

I even hate this song



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