Cut It Dude

All the guys that look so stupid

And I wanna know why

All the girls that get so impressed

It makes me wanna die

All that long hair makes me whine

It's '95 not '69

I don't think it's very nice

Guys looking like Jesus Christ





Big fat ugly jocks with hairdos

Look like fucking clowns

And everyone knows they're just

The biggest jerks around

I'm asking you on bended knees

Change that hairdo, won't you please

Lose that ponytail, you'll see

That you'd be so cool like me





Won't you won't you cut it dude

Won't you won't you cut it dude

Won't you won't you cut it dude

Then you'll be so cool like me