Celery Stick Man

Being hit with a stick of celery
It's the evil weapon of my enemy
The Justice league arrives
Too bad I already died

Killed by a celery stick man
Killed by a celery stick man

I was on the farmers field of old
Lit a match to shield the cold
I watched it drop
Destroyed the crop

Killed by a celery stick man
Killed by a celery stick man

The celery crop was burnt down
The beautiful green, turned to brown
Out came a man
I quickly ran

Killed by a celery stick man
Killed by a celery stick man

I run and run and run and run
From the celery stick man
I run and run and run and run
But he can run, faster than I can

Killed by a celery stick man
Killed by a celery stick man