Kool Keith's Ass

(C. Kirschner)Produced by Curtis Curtis and Concetta (BMI)With Kool Keith Girl: Irina.Bass: Walter Sipser Shaker/Digital Scratching: CurtisDrums/Keys: Curtis Curtis and ConcettaI've been thinking about Kool Keith's ass for a long time nowThinkin about how I gotta get out find out where he hangs out with his pants downI know he likes porno stacks and cable, mentally unstableBut that's ok I'll cook dinner then make him dance naked while I medicatehim and clean off the iktchen tableHe lives in LA I hate it there but I got big blonde hair so I'll fit in,visit my Grandma, play her my new CDAnd then from there go to Burbank, sit in the studio audience of Jeopardy,make Keith take me toUniversal Studios, Disneyland, Viper Room, then he'll get in bed with meI mean, the guy needs a little therapy."It depends how much you're willing to destroy my career"Ha! That's what he says to me? How ya gonna say that Mr. Dr. Doom insanerat sandwich Dr. Octagynocologist ObscenityNow he's on Columbia Records I hope it doesn't wreck him, maybe it's betterfor where he's headedThere'll be more ladies, Keith's ass, I gotta defend it!Martial Arts Star Wars bar hoars I keep shot callersI sleep with all Kool Keith lyric sheets in my teddy bear in my bare armsI just wanna cuddle up against the bare moon, I wanna spoonHe could sing me "Blue Flowers" in my ear, but maybe this time, it'd be in tuneLook Keith, if you're listening send me an aol email, I'm a hot female, Ikeep it real, representin what?Your butt.