Wean Me

Ill start with a story to get you in the mood

It might be a little scary and definitely rude

if you want an example of some things i will include

there will be cunty wunty, shitty-witty, clitty-witty Poon



WEAN ME

wean me tiny person

WEAN ME

wean me all day

WEAN ME

you lovely little person

WEAN ME

thats a nice toupee





Scheisse! Ich habe Kopfschmerzen!

Ach Nein!



SCHEISSE







Ever since i was about 5 years old

theres been something missing, while my heart stays cold

EMO

And then i realised while i was on a trampoline

THATS THE SHITTING PROBLEM, I NEED TO BE WEANED







you wanky little noodle

ill stab you in the cunt

if you ever try to trick me again

by dressing as a nun

i saw you coming over

you holy little swine

i was that close to weaning

and you were watching all the time







im not into fisting

or munting, not at all

but if you dont try weaning

then you really are a fool



dont be grumpy plop plop

or yucky wanky wank

or naughty nanny nob nob

I REALLY LOVE ANNE FRANK







WEAN ME

wean me tiny person

WEAN ME

wean me all day

WEAN ME

you lovely little person

WEAN ME

in san diego bay



Or maybe san jose?



on valentines day!



while we play croquet



in a small cafe?







I just love to wean



im a wean machine



im really really keen



do you flick your bean?