Flush

Jim: Toilet's broken.

Jimmy: Whaddya mean, broken?

Jim: Fuckin broken, man, the flusher's screwed up or something.

Jimmy: Well, how did that happen?

Jim: The fuck should I know? What do I look like, a plumber?

Jimmy: Well, did you screw it up or something?

Jim: No, of course not!

(pause)

Jim: Where you goin?

Jimmy: Toilet.

Jim: But... ah, forget about it.

(sound of flushing)

Jimmy: Toilet's broken?

Jim: Whaddya mean, broken?

Jimmy: Fuckin broken, man, the flusher's-

(sounds of static)

Announcer: We interrupt this pointless and stupid skit to bring you some music.