Room Service

my doctor asked me
if this summer
i am going to take a holiday
if i am going anywhere
'i don't care
where you go
as long as you promise me
not to sunbathe'

as a matter of fact
i don't care for sunbathing
but i'll take some days off
i don't care for working
i don't care for staying home either

nor going to the countryside
nor to the beach
i don't care for going anywhere

this summer
i'll just stay in bed
in my hotel room
i'll just vegetate and sleep on

my doctor asked me
on a date
'let's take a ride'

but i don't care for rides
nor do i care for dates
i don't care
for eating out
i don't care
for answering the phone
nor watching telly
nor having to put on make-up
nor brushing my teeth
i don't care for falling in love
i don't care
for doing anything

i'll spend
this summer
vegetating
in my hotel bed
i don't want
to see people
i'll just
vegetate and sleep on

i'll spend
this summer
vegetating
in my hotel bed
waiting for
the room service
i think i'll just
sleep a bit more

i'll spend
this summer
vegetating
in my hotel bed
waiting for
the room service
i think i'll just
sleep a bit more

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