What The Fuck?

a tiger's having a seizure on the tv
shut your eyes
cause they just like scaring you
but I don't, no I don't
and every time you lick a stamp it's a tenth of a calorie
and you can't keep your eyes open when you sneeze

did you that rangers like to eat bananas?
and Watson's knee was scared of mice?
did you know the sears tower has its own zipcode?
and someday everyone will die
what the fuck is up with that?

woman I believe that money is printed and you I need
kind of make you wish that life was a game
and it is, oh it is
the oldest piece of chewing gum is ninety-five seven years old
that's long lasting freshness if you ask me
and you should, oh you should

did you know there are more chickens than humans?
and catfish glows in the dark?
did you know we don't know shit about the oceans?
did you know I still love you?
oh what the fuck is up with that?

a tiger's having a seizure on the tv
shut your eyes
cause they just like scaring you
but I don't, no I don't