The Redneck Song

I wanna git drunk I wanna git trashed
I wanna git sloshed I wanna git smashed
I wanna git laid I wanna git sucked
I wanna git screwed I wanna git fucked

'Cuz I'm a Redneck with no paycheck
That's okay though 'cuz I want free sex
And I'll drink the king o' beers
As I swing from chandeliers
'Cuz I'm the lord of all the bars
I'm off my gourd beneath my Ford under the stars

I wanna git buzzed I wanna get jumped
I wanna git burnt I wanna get humped
I wanna git hammered I wanna git blown
I wanna git wasted and then drive home