Cum All Ye Faithful

did you know i'm still a virgin and i could give a shit,
i don't feel smaller just because i haven't done it
actually to tell the truth i was ugly in my youth,
i never thought i'd ever find a life
some day i'll get mine, it'll be fine, hope i last a long time
some day i'll get mine, sweet as wine, i'll be drunk on pussy all the time
i almost had her one night really late,
we were drunk and would have fucked if not for fate
no matter how i tried to use my circumcised,
it was just too soft to pass through the gate
well love's the slowest method i know for getting laid,
but there are no other options that remain
these words were true when written back in '92,
but since then many a sheet has been stained