MadmaN

Strolled into a bar

Said I'll rest myself for a while

After all I was a little thirsty

When I was sat beside and older guy

Who had an eye of evil kind

I know it was meant for me

It took a while

But then I knew the truth

When I spilled my dry vermouth

On his Whitesnake concert shirt



I said please don't sell me out

There's a madman chasing after me

Please don't sell me out

There's a madman chasing after me



We carried through

And we made it to another hour

That be two this ain't so bad after all

But once again I speak to soon

It sure must be a full moon frowning

It almost seems perpetual



I met a man we didn't speak

Sat there hours silent I don't speak any Espanola

Jose don't speak at all

Cuz he's a liquid man made of alcohol

Or should I say Alcohola



I said please don't sell me out

There's a madman chasing after me

Please don't sell me out

There's a madman chasing after me



Up butt naked underneath my car

Outside the bar next morning

But at least I wasn't driving

Copper I don't see why

You can't drive on the other side

That's how they do it

Over in England

Funny guy was his quick reply

But not before my DUI

All because I was thirsty



I said please don't sell me out

There's a madman chasing after me

Please don't sell me out

There's a madman chasing after me