As My Wife Says

As my wife says
This must be true love
I don't believe her but she
Knows me well enough
I recognise the symptoms
But I don't ever listen
To such morbid hysteria, ahh ha!

With your mannequin posture
To think that I almost lost ya
Such a ?swanyer thing to do
Your special teases
Manner almost breezes
But I don't mind
Passing time this way, hey hey!

Daily love so gaily
Cry in bed alone tonight
Hope one day you're going under
Stuck at home with a kid s'alright
You know I'm faster than lightning