Whole Day Off

Have you seen my girlfriend

She lives in a pig pen

Have you seen my girlfriend

I can't seem to find her

Perhaps she is hiding

Underneath a blade of grass

Let's take the whole day off



Have you seen my new house

Looks just like a dog house

Have you seen my new house

Someone saw it walking

Straight into the ocean

He thought it was an ivory boat

Let's take the whole day off



Maybe, it's just a bad dream and I'll wake up soon

But I don't think I'll be so lucky

Maybe, it's just one of those strange days when nothing's right

No nothing seems right at all

Went up to a pay phone on a bathroom wall

But I can't remember who I wanted to call

Operator can you help me



Have you seen my garden

It is most peculiar

Have you seen my garden

Nothing there that grows

Looks anything at all like plants

I hear their voices

Let's take the whole day off



Have you seen my girlfriend

Have you seen my girlfriend

Have you seen my girlfriend

Have you seen my girlfriend