Jack Hammer

John was a

Metal-headed monster.

He caught a piece of the Earth.

Sometimes he flew off the handle,

But that was his handle:



Jack Hammer.

He's Jack Hammer.

Jonathan, Jonathan H-A-M-M-E-R.



He had a fistful of dirt,

Had a shirt.

He had boots,

They were black.

His fist came so close, she had a wind attack.

He's Jack Hammer.

He's Jack Hammer.



Mouth like a powersaw,

Head like a radio,

Hand like a bear paw,

Pants full of tadpoles.

He's Jack Hammer.

He's Jack Hammer.