Leafy Bastard

I yelled bastard at a car!
At a movie!
At a teacher!

I yelled bastard at a friend!
At a cop!
At a Preacher!

I yelled bastard at a tree!
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At a tree?
At a tree!
I yelled bastard at a tree!
You leafy bastard!

I yelled bastard at a dog!
At a pirate!
At a Mall!

I yelled Bastard at a TV!
At a sailor!
At a wall!

I yelled Bastard at a tree!
At a tree!
You leafy bastard!

I yelled Bastard at a tree!
At a tree!
You leafy bastard!


You leafy bastard!